Hoodrat Nation Part Fifty-Six: Meet Ken And Barbie Hoodrat

Ken is a billionaire NFL Owner and Trump’s BFF and like Trump, Ken has the propensity of engaging in sexual behavior with women he knows are coerced and being exploited by some shady human trafficking folks. Also, Ken condones the lack of hygiene practices at these brothels masquerading as Massage Parlors. Ken also has no qualms exposing himself to some very nasty diseases while getting his freak on. Ken can’t wait to share his nasty germs with porn actresses by having unprotected sex with them. But the best part, Ken will then go home to Barbie and use Barbie’s vajayjay as a dumping ground for all his nasty germ filled infidelities. That’s hoodrat if you were wondering.

Wanna know what else is hoodrat? Evangelical Christians who see Trump and Melania as wholesome ‘Ken’ and ‘Barbie.’ Holy shit, that fucking illusion impresses the Hell out of me. Hello, it’s Romper Room time for these Evangelical Christians. Listen, I grew up in the sixties and trust me ‘Ken’ and ‘Barbie’ were GOD and Mary of Nazareth. Suffice it to say, the ‘Ken’ and ‘Barbie’ Biblical fantasies are here to stay.

I applaud anyone waving the white flag of defeat, in the case of Trump and Melania are seen by millions of Americans as wholesome ‘Ken’ and ‘Barbie.’ Listen, by waving the white flag, you are using your Infinite Wisdom to the fullest. Pat yourself on the back for having a brilliant strategy. You and I know that the ‘Ken’ in Trump’s world is a Gangsta impersonating GOD impersonating a Gangsta. I ain’t mad at Trump, this shit is so lucrative.

A $30 Federal minimum wage law is also lucrative for some authentic Gangstas, i.e. American Hourly Workers. We honor our worthiness to receive abundance and a $30 Federal minimum wage law is just the beginning. On the horizon, ‘Marriage/Adoption Equality, Universal Healthcare, Healing the Planet, etc, etc, etc…..

Liberals your mission, should you choose to accept it.  ‘Make Socialism Great Again.’ 

Jordyn Woods should’ve consulted with Gayle King. Seriously, Jordyn Woods broke the BFF code by not staying in her lane. But it was Tristan Thompson’s ultimate act of betrayal that impressed me. He had to outdo his previous sexual escapades with random women by picking someone in Khloe’s inner-circle. I hate to burst your bubbles, but in Trump’s world, Tristan Thompson is a hero.  In other words, Tristan Thompson would be a perfect NFL Owner. Wink, wink. 😉 Just proves that millions of young boys grew up/are growing up fantasizing about fucking ‘Barbie.’ But to our horror, these same boys grew up/or growing up with ‘Ken’s’ lack of humility by always being on the lookout for their next victim to scam or swindle.  I could blog about their debauchery adventures for decades.

That’s why congressional Republicans give tax cuts to the wealthiest among us. To compensate for their lack of humility. Listen, I can’t make this shit up! 😉

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