Helter Skelter Politics Part Sixty-Five: Trump Choked Again

Trump’s porn rallies are a sight to behold. I mean, nobody does porn betta than FOXNEWS, but Trump is right up there. I get it, Trump and his cabal have no qualms paying for their wives, daughters, and mistresses to get access to a quality abortion, while simultaneously, aligning with some shady Pro-Life Charlatan’s extreme anti-abortion stance. Then elected Republicans fall in line by passing extreme anti-abortion laws in the hopes of overturning Roe vs Wade. A real-life fantasy for Evangelical Christians.

So, don’t get your panties in a wad every time a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, and Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing Governor signs into law an extreme anti-abortion law. Know this, it’s the race to Hell. Appeasing Evangelical Christians is one of the first prerequisites for becoming a Republican. Now you know!

Even if Republicans managed to get Roe vs Wade overturned, they still will have no qualms paying for their wives, daughters, and mistresses to get access to a quality abortion. So, relax, sit back, and enjoy the Abortion Scam Show.  This shit is too funny!

All I can say is, “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” 

I ain’t mad at Trump, he’s just living up to his reputation, i.e., #BillionDollarLoser

It’s a good feeling knowing that you and I are worthy of abundance. That a $30 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time has come. That President Pelosi is in the realm of possibilities. C’mon, Trump and Pence will resign sooner, not later.

Liberals your mission, should you choose to accept it, ‘Make Political Satire Great Again.’ 

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