Helter Skelter Politics Part Sixty-One: Trump Is A Lazy Boy

Trump spends his days watching FOXNEWS and Tweeting. He’s a lazy boy. So why do you believe so many folks hold Trump in high esteem? Laziness is contagious, that’s why. But the best part, lazy men like Trump exploits other lazy people to the degree, they make it look easy.

Segway into my confession. I’ll admit that at times I’m as lazy as the next person, so I know what I’m talkin’ about. I took the lazy way out when it came to my first published book titled, ‘Dirty Little Secrets.’ It’s not well written and I was too cheap to pay for an Editor. Don’t get me twisted, it will still sell millions of copies sooner not later. Why? Because I have documentation that tells the most scandalous story this side of the Mississippi. When the shit hits the fan, I mean when the news media gets their grubby little hands on this scandal, i.e. ‘Time Thief on Steroids’  within the Public School’s Facilities Department in my home town, I’m gonna make a fortune. I can’t wait. 😉

The critics will pan my book, tear it up in shreds. Critics will leave no criticism behind. To tell you the truth, I deserve it. But, I’ll still come out as a winner because I have documentation to back my shit up. Whatcha talkin’ about Willis. I’m talkin’ about Time Thief and how it was condoned by some of my co-workers, supervisors, and managers. In honor of those men and women, I’m going to start a PodCast come this July 2019. It’s gonna be lit.

In the meantime and in between time, dem boyz in the lazy hood tried to Gaslight my black ass but, failed miserably. I saw them coming. 😉

Know this, you and I are worthy of a $30 Federal minimum wage law. Why? Because we’re worthy of abundance. Trust me, sowing and cultivating the seeds of success has its benefits.

You know I wasted no time letting dem boyz in the lazy hoods know about my book, and yes, it felled on deaf ears. But sooner, not later, the shit will hit the fan, because dem boyz in the lazy hood’s corrupt behavior puts a lot of people in those schools in harm’s way. I’m talkin’ about an outbreak of illness within one or more schools that will cause irrevocable health problems for many students, Facility members, and parents.

Liberals, your mission, should you choose to accept it, Make Thanking China Great Again.’ Why? Because China has documentation on Trump and his cabal that will force Trump, Pence, McConnell, Barr, and many House and Senate Republicans to resign. It’s gonna be lit. I can’t wait! 😉

Trump really does live up to his persona, #BillionDollarLoser

 

 

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