Maybe, just maybe I need to try real money slots online. Seriously, those goddamn smokers at the casino are fucking with my peace of mind. C’mon, it’s 2019 and public smoking is still allowed? WTF!
Fuck you smokers and fuck you casino owners for making non-smokers like me have to choose between wearing a mask or playing real money slots online.
To all my non-smokers at the casino, you and I are worthy of abundance, please gamble responsibly, and I’ll see you inside the winner circle.