Helter Skelter Politics Part Fourteen: Courageous And Patriotic Mueller vs. Chicken Little Donald Trump

C’mon, we all know Republican Presidents love going to war. Something about overcompensating for having no cojones. Anyhoot, men like Mueller are the perfect soldiers who have big cojones and will serve their country courageously and proudly. The Ying and Yang of War! Men like Mueller do everything well, they know how to achieve success. But, here’s where I’m baffled people because, in 2019, it’s obvious to me that Republicans threw Mueller under the bus to support Chicken Little Trump. Listen, I can’t make this funny shit up! 😉

So, Americans the choice is clear, you can either support a courageous, patriotic, and successful man like Mueller, or you can support Chicken Little Trump.

Trump and his cabal are attacking Rep. Adam Schiff, Obamacare, and Jessie Smollett to divert attention away from the Mueller Report. Why? Because the Mueller Report has enough evidence to impeach Trump and impeach Pence, thus paving the way for a President Pelosi. Well, I’m afraid it’s true. Just look into Trump’s eyes. 😉

A President Pelosi paved the way for a $30 Federal minimum wage law, so we have a lot to look forward to. Don’t worry, be happy Liberals because I know that you support Mueller. It does feel exciting, fun, and like a day at the beach! 😉

Liberals, your mission, should you choose to accept it, ‘Make President Pelosi The Ending We Deserve.’ 😉 A famous Henry Ford quote, “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t – you‘re right,”