Hoodrat Nation Part Twenty Eight: Hoodrats Are Ruthless

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the Ruthless hoodrat of them all? I am! 😉 Hoodrat Fables are a thing a beauty. Once upon a time, a MAGA hat wearing, Umpa Lumpa bitch working at Walmart/Scam’s Club tried to make me her next slave. Like I said, she tried, because she failed miserably. After that, she became even more delusional. After being on the receiving end of the bullying tactics used to getting rid of an employee, that MAGA hat wearing Umpa Lumpa bitch tried to cry on my shoulders. I kid you not. She was desperate and I knew it. So I did the only thing a hoodrat like me would do. I’d laughed at her to her face.

OK, a $30 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time has come. Enjoy it, American Workers, because you’re worthy of abundance.

So let me get this straight, Trump and his cabal have no qualms about paying for their mistresses to have access to a quality abortion. But, because they’re in bed with some Religious/Pro-Life Grifters, they want to pass legislation restricting women of color or economically challenged women access to a quality abortion. Enquiring minds want to know, “Is Trump in bed with some back alley abortion Doctors?”  Because Trump and his cabal are anxiously waiting to get their grubby little hands on Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund after receiving a windfall of trillions of dollars from the #GOPtaxscam.

OK, I’d officially opt out of a toxic deal masquerading as a windfall of money. It was anything but. So, after dodging that bullet, I’m happier than ever. If all goes well, and I receive my $57000, I’m going to renovate my house and I can see a nice vacation on the horizon.

Trump showed up to a gun fight with a knife and boy oh boy did he look stupid. Nancy Pelosi ripped Trump’s fat ass into infinity and all I can say is, “Pass the popcorn” because the sequel will be betta than the episode 1.