Hoodrat Nation Part Twenty Four: Changing Water Into Wine

Three months into my employment with Walmart/Scam’s Club, I’d seen more than five (5) employees come and go. However, those MAGA hat wearing Umpa Lumpa bitches were pre-occupied with making me the scapegoat among other employees for their high turnover rate. Fuck the dumb shit, they had a three-month start documenting bullshit about me. Because I was on a 90-day probation period, I’d decided to align with ‘Patience.’

Trust me, I had plenty of opportunities during that 90-day probation period to verbally speak my truth into the faces of those MAGA hat wearing Umpa Lumpa bitches. After my 90- day job performance review, I just leveled up and started documenting my truth. My written truth was just as devastating as those MAGA hat wearing Umpa Lumpa bitches propensity to turn on each other.

The Practice of Slavery at Walmart/Scam’s Club was alive and just begging to be exposed. Just know this, I was in the right place at the right time. Holy shit, I’d emailed my documentation to several local television stations, the National Office of the NAACP, and the CEO of Walmart/Scam’s Club. So, you know what happened next? He sics one of hisย  ‘Fixers’ on me. That shit was funny, so stay tuned for those juicy details.

Seven months into my employment with Walmart/Scam’s Club, the same bitch who tried to torment me was now being tormented by the Managers. That same bitch became the ‘Victim’ and told Mandigo that she was being punished for the high turnover rate in her department. Punished as in scheduling her for five (5) ‘Closing Shifts’ per week.

At this time, Mandigo had been hired and one of the first things he accomplishes was snatching the ‘Grapevine’ away from that Umpa Lumpa bitch masquerading as a Supervisor. Mandigo was quick to tell me that the Management was trying to get rid of that Umpa Lumpa Supervisor bitch. Thankfully for me, Mandigo had the gift of reciting the events that led up to the Umpa Lumpa bitch’s ploy to fake her husband’s car accident.

The ‘Closing Shift’ was punishment and that MAGA hat wearing Umpa Lumpa bitch inadvertently vindicated my truth that ‘The Practice of Slavery at Walmart/Scam’s Club’ was alive and doing well.

C’mon, my hourly wage was $11+, but I was expected to complete the responsibilities of four full-time employees on my part-time status with no benefits. A $30 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time had come. Are you feeling me? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Apparently, the #GOPtaxscam giveaway of trillions of dollars to Millionaires and Billionaires wasn’t enough. Now Trump and his cabal want to get their grubby little hands on Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund masquerading as ‘Protecting America’s Southern Borders.’ I ain’t mad at Trump because Hell hath no fury like a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing Evangelical Christian scorned. At this point, Putin must be feeling extremely embarrassed of Trump.

OK, I’m going to request the Lump Sum Payment option so I can renovate my house. It will be fun as long as I’m taming my Ego. Yeah, you guessed it, I was trippin.’ I’d let $57000 go to my head. I’d put myself on Oprah Winfrey’s status. I kid you not! Listen, I can’t make this shit up! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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