Hoodrat Nation Part Twenty: Umpa Lumpa Bitches Thrived At Walmart/Scam’s Club

Two Umpa Lumpa bitches masquerading as a supervisor and a manager at Walmart/Scam’s Club tried to intimidate my black ass, but they failed spectacularly. I’ll never forget this Hoodrat Aesop Fable. It all started with my 30-day job evaluation when an Umpa Lumpa bitch masquerading as a supervisor accused me of working too slow. My response was swift and to the point, “If I work too slow to work here at Walmart/Scam’s Club, then fire me and hire someone who works fast.” Yeah, that Umpa Lumpa bitch’s whole being was in shock to the degree she left in a huff waging her tail behind her. Oh, it gets better because, within one week, two Umpa Lumpa bitches were in my face trying to seek revenge against me.

When Opportunity knocks on your door, invite her in for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. If the two Umpa Lumpa bitches were offended by my ‘Fuck you and that too slow horse you came riding in on attitude’ I was just gettin’ started. During this ambushed I was aligned with ‘Infinite Patience. When the right time came, I was ready. I’d turned my head in the direction of the Umpa Lumpa supervisor and calmly announced, “You will not make me your scapegoat because you don’t do your job.”  Those two Umpa Lumpas bitches never recovered from hearing my truth. Hello, I can’t make this shit up! 😉

Oh, there’s more drama where that came from. Stay tuned to Hoodrat Nation. It’s a laugh a minute.

Truth be told, the Umpa Lumpas I’d crossed paths with during my employment journey, had actually inspired me to advocate for a $30 Federal minimum wage law. I ain’t mad at those Umpa Lumpas masquerading as supervisors and managers and their practice of slavery. In my mind, American Workers are worthy of abundance and that includes, but not limited to a $30 Federal minimum wage law.

The wheels are coming off Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund. Seriously, Trump and his cabal have no qualms paying for their mistresses to receive a quality abortion while restricting women of color and economically challenged women with access to a quality abortion. Enquiring minds want to know if Trump is also in bed with Back-Alley Abortion Doctors? All anxiously waiting to get their grubby little hands on Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund?

Ima be real, because ten years ago after being fired from my job, I’d cashed out my 401k and blew it. My first mistake was choosing a lump sum payment. It was taxed over $20,000, leaving me with a little over $50,000. I’ll admit what I did next was asinine. I paid my bills for about 8 months, ran out of money, couldn’t get a job to save my life, and within a year filed for bankruptcy. Now, do you understand my propensity to kowtow to my ego and blow this $57,000 I’d just received? I too have an uphill battle! Y’all feeling me? 😉

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