Hoodrat Nation Part-Nineteen: In The Kingdom Called Walmart/Scam’s Club

Once upon a time in a Kingdom called, ‘Walmart/Scam’s Club, a wicked supervisor ate the forbidden fruit. I’d banished her racist ass from the Garden of Eden. Her and her equally as corrupt mate, Adam. Bye bitches!

It took me approximately one month before telling the Supervisor at Walmart/Scam’s Club, “You will not make me your scapegoat because you don’t do your job.” At that moment, I’d felt exhilarated. Trust me, that didn’t stop her from trying to make me her scapegoat, but what she couldn’t undo was that the playing field was even. Booyah!

The Supervisor at Walmart/Scam’s Club was so driven by her ego to the degree that she was only entertainment. Her lame ass attempt to intimidate me through her bully Manager failed spectacularly. Yeah, you’re gonna have to tune in tomorrow for more juicy details. It was lit.

Speaking of success, a $30 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time has come. Why? Because American Workers are worthy of abundance.

Don’t you see that Bitch McConnell is in bed with Trump and he’s anxiously waiting to get his grubby little hands on Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund? So knowing that and feeling that I ain’t mad at Bitch McConnell because Hell hath no fury like a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing Evangelical Christian scorned.

$57000 can purchase a lot of ego-driven ideas. Can you imagine how many ego-driven ideas you can purchase with millions of dollars? OK, I’ll admit, I need to calm the fuck down especially when it comes to how I’m gonna manage my $57000. I got it, ‘Investments.’

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