Hoodrat Nation Part Eight: Grady And Shady Sitting In A Tree

You remembered Grady and Shady? Well, if you’re new to this blog, Grady and Shady were two of the most skilled Time Thieves that impressed me so much, I’d written a book detailing some of my adventures with Grady and Shady. ‘Dirty Little Secrets’ by Alexandra King. 

Call me crazy because in less than two months of working with Grady (MAGA hat wearing bitch) and Shady (A poor man’s Kanye West) I’d seen Shady go from berating Grady every chance he got, to running into Grady’s arm and sucking on Grady’s tits. That shit was lit!

Shady was so unfazed by his notorious Time Thief behavior that he gave me permission to commit Time Thief. That’s how far gone his shady ass was. Anyway, at the time Shady was showing me the ropes on how to secure the entire school building to set the alarm. Long story short, Early on during my employment at this particular school where Grady and Shady worked, I was scheduled to set the alarm one night due to circumstances beyond my control. Thankfully, Shady had diarrhea of the mouth again during this training session because he boldly told me knowing that the shift ended at 10:30pm, “You could leave at 10pm and just tell Grady you left at 10:30pm.” Time Thief behavior à la carte. He gleefully gave me a sneak peek inside the world of Time Thieves.

So, know this too, Grady and Shady earned a livable wage for being Time Thieves. So that’s one of my reasons for sowing the seeds of a $30 Federal minimum wage law. I’m already reaping what I’d sown.

Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund is a double edge sword. For one thing, it’s a scam being perpetrated by Trump and his cabal on unsuspecting, gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing white supremacists, and two, Hell hath no fury… 😉

Shhhhhhhh, don’t tell Trump’s supporters but they’re being bamboozled, duped, and hoodwinked by a bunch of old, sexually repressed, white con men. This shit is funny!

Personally, I could watch cable news if it showed how Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters are figuratively beating Trump’s racist ass just like Yasmine James literally plummeted racist Micky D’s customer, Daniel Taylor ass. With a flurry of punches!