‘Dinnergate’ Part-Six: Man The Fuck Up

Watching a hoodrat publicly emasculate our brother for the umpteenth time has its benefits. I ain’t mad at my brother, some men get something out of kowtowing to a hoodrat. Who am I to judge? However, the hoodrat inadvertently let it be known that she felt some kind of angst directed at her from the jealous sister and the oldest sister.

The hoodrat didn’t like getting dirty looks from the jealous sister and the oldest sister the night of our Family Christmas Dinner. Well, that’s just too damn bad. Listen up hoodrat, don’t get it twisted, just because our brother has no qualms kowtowing to you, don’t think for one second that the rest of us will kowtow to you. You betta be happy you didn’t get your hoodrat ass kicked to the curb alongside your five (5) illegal guests. The least you can do is send us a bouquet of flowers each.

As if that wasn’t enough drama to keep me entertained, the food I’d received tasted like shit. But the best part, we were served intermittently. Meaning that one plate at a time, maybe two were served in approximately ten minutes increments. For the high price of $24, I’d received a piece of overcooked salmon over a teaspoon of lousy mashed potatoes and what looked like some fancy plate decoration bullshit on the side. The lousy food was the créme de la créme for that Evening. For those just joining the rest of us, here’s a recap of all things ‘Dinnergate.’ Hoodrat behavior on both ends of the table, deplorable service, and terrible food. Whew, Y’all come back tomorrow for, ‘Text Message Wars.’ It’s right up my alley because I love fighting with words.

A lot of this drama could’ve been avoided if the restaurant paid its hourly employees a livable wage. Hello, a $30 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time has come.

Trump’s 2018 Government Shutdown has its benefits. It’s Trump’s ultimate betrayal against his supporters. Trump’s $5B Abortion Slush Fund masquerading as ‘Protecting America’s Southern Borders’ is Trump’s most cynical scam. Trump is in bed with Religious Grifters and Pro-Life Grifters all anxiously waiting to get their grubby little hands on $5B of taxpayer money. I ain’t mad at Trump because Hell hath no fury like a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing white supremacist scorned. The shit is funny! 😉

 

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