Ima bout to school Y’all on some authentic hoodrat behavior. My brother and his hoodrat girlfriend showed up at this Christmas dinner with two illegal guests, drip. Her son and her son’s fiancé. Now that shit did raise some eyebrows around the table. One of those eyebrows belonged to me. At this moment, we all knew how expensive this dinner would cost and this hoodrat just added two more people to the bill. Now in all fairness, the Hostess with the Mostess my sister was unfazed or was pretending to be unfazed by all this hoodrat behavior. The jury is still out.
Within one hour, two more guests showed up. The hoodrat’s daughter and the grandchild, drip, drip. That’s when all Hell broke loose! The ‘Are You Fucking Kidding Me’ body language that resonating from a few of us that night was palpable. Some of us couldn’t remain seated. The mood went from jolly to ‘Let’s get ready to rumble, hoodrat bitch!’
Oh, it gets betta. Unbeknownst to me in real time, my brother who sleeps with a hoodrat had the audacity to acknowledge that the Hostess with the Mostess was still paying the entire bill after four illegal guests showed up. He was Slick Willy going to our oldest sister for verification. What happened next was so hoodrat it ranked in the top ten of hoodrat behavior. The hoodrat called her other daughter and violá a fifth illegal guest showed up. The shit hit the proverbial fan. ‘Dinnergate’ was born and the rest was a lucrative future for me! Come back tomorrow for more juicy revelations.
Hello, honoring every American and our worthiness by sowing the seeds of a $30 Federal minimum wage law, has its benefits. Trust me!
Trump’s 2018 Government Shutdown is just another scam. A $5B Abortion Slush Fund masquerading as ‘Protecting America’s Southern Border.’ If you fall for this scam, you’ll fall for any scam from any scam artists. I ain’t mad at cha. Because Hell hath no fury like a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing white supremacist scorned. Trump is terrified that his ‘Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain’ isn’t working.