‘Dinnergate’ Part Four: Climbing The Ladder In Stilettos

As my niece continues to climb the ladder in stilettos, I, on the other hand, have nothing but unconditional love for her. Who wouldn’t? My niece, believe it or not, had moved to Wakanda. I kid you not. My niece is at home being a ‘Media Personality’ on a website/web channel titled, ‘Fly Nubian Queen.’ Seriously, Fly Nubian Queen is straight outta Wakanda. I rest my case! 😉

Knowing that and feeling that ‘Dinnergate’ had its own celebrity in the house. Remember my niece coined the phrase, ‘Coonin’ and Hella Off Code’ to publicly define her Aunt. So, you can see why my eyes lit up at this family Christmas dinner.

At one point during this mayhem of drama, I’d announced as I was looking at my jealous sister and her ‘Media Personality’ daughter that, “You shouldn’t piss off people who are preparing your food behind closed doors.” I’d thought I’d made an excellent point. But no, my jealous sister replied, “They’d already done something to it.” OK, so let me get this straight jealous sister, you and your ‘Media Personality’ daughter have no qualms accusing the Hostess with the Mostess of coonin’ and hella off code, while simultaneously, you two were the poster children for coonin’ and being a hella off code that night. C’mon, my jealous sister wasn’t fooling me when she perpetrated the old and boring ‘Oneupmanship Game.’

The only logical reason for the deplorable service my sister, the Hostess with the Mostess didn’t pay for, was due to that restaurant’s policy of paying hourly employees the lowest wage possible. The lower the wages, the more deplorable the service. Because many workplace environments are toxic. These low wage Employers try to coerce one hourly employee to complete the tasks of four full-time employees. All I can say is that ‘The Practice of Slavery’ is alive and doing well in America. Here’s the best part, Employers spend millions of dollars creating an illusion that hourly employee’s wages are competitive. The joke is on us! Fuck the dumb shit, a $30 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time had come.

Trump’s 2018 Government Shutdown is over his $5B Abortion Slush Fund masquerading as ‘Protect America’s Southern Borders.’ I ain’t mad at Trump, because Hell hath no fury like a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing white supremacist scorned. I rest my case! 😉