Two months prior to our 2018 Family Christmas Dinner Event, the Hostess with the Mostess, my sister had all but said that our brother (Who sleeps with a Hoodrat), was a non-mutha f*k factor, bitch. She announced to our older sister and to me at the exact same time that our brother who sleeps with a Hoodrat wasn’t invited to the 2018 Christmas Dinner Event. OK, I’m not saying she wasn’t in her rights because she was paying the entire bill. However, we too believed in our rights not to sign up for disrespecting our brother just because he sleeps with a Hoodrat.
As you can image, we [my older sister and myself] were offended by the Hostess with the Mostess sister’s attitude towards our brother who sleeps with a Hoodrat. We went as far as threatening not to attend this Christmas dinner if our brother and his Hoodrat girlfriend were uninvited. Less than 24 hours later I’d received the good news that our Hostess with the Mostess sister had changed her mind and would invite our brother and his Hoodrat girlfriend to our 2018 FCDE. A month later we’d all received our formal invitation via text message.
Now, how much do you wanna bet that after receiving our formal invitation to the 2018 FCDE, that a majority of us Googled the restaurant and we were either impressed by, jealous of, or conceived a scam against the Hostess with the Mostess. My oldest sister and I were honestly impressed. Just sayin’!
Holy shit, I had a catbird seat sitting across the table during our 2018 FCDE, from the jealous sister. It was her daughter that eventually starting recording her belittling statements aimed at the Hostess with the Mostess on Facebook Live. Our niece even went as far as commenting on Facebook that the Hostess with the Mostess her Aunt was coonin’ and hella off code!
Y’all come back tomorrow because this shit is too legit! Find out how my niece is synonymous with climbing the ladder in Stilettos.
If there were a $20 Federal minimum wage law in America, the five-star service the Hostess with the Mostess, my sister had paid for would’ve been a reality. You feeling me? 🙂
This is how cynical Trump really is. He believes he can pull the wool over everybody’s eyes by masquerading his $5B Abortion Slush Fund as ‘Protecting America’s Southern Borders.’ What a boring, repetitive, predictable, lame, cowardly, unimaginative, and cynical scam!