What part of my sister’s formal invitation, i.e., “You and a member of your family are invited to our December 2018 Family Celebration” did my brother and his hoodrat girlfriend not get? Like I’d mentioned yesterday, my brother’s hoodrat girlfriend illegally invited five (5) members of her family, i.e., three grown ass kids, her son’s fiancé, and one grandchild to our family Christmas dinner. What you don’t know, and what I’m about to tell you, will shed more light on this bottomless pit of hoodrat behavior.
After I’d received my formal invitation to my sister’s 2018, family Christmas dinner via text message on Sunday, November 25, 2018, I’d immediately Googled the restaurant that my sister had chosen. I’d bet money that my brother’s hoodrat girlfriend did the same thing. We both knew that the minimum price for one plate, oh excuse me, an Entree was twenty-four dollars ($24) and it went up from there. Hello and first off, I was fucking impressed that my sister could financially pay for that expensive dinner event. I’m talking about at least ten people if not fifteen people at a minimum of $24 per plate. You do the math. Oh, and don’t forget to add on some expensive appetizers and bottles of red wine. So image my calculations when I’d realized that my brother’s hoodrat girlfriend illegally invited five more people.
You should also know that the service at that restaurant was deplorable. So deplorable that my niece recorded her belittling thoughts live on Facebook while seated at the table in hearing distance of the host, my sister, her aunt. My niece figuratively spat on my sister’s face, while I sat there at the table taking notes. So, I ain’t no better than my brother’s hoodrat girlfriend or my niece’s betrayal. I know my peeps. Come back tomorrow for more sordid details. The night was still young.
Back to reality, the only reason why the service at that restaurant was so deplorable was due to the restaurant’s deplorable wages for their employees. Anyone paying attention knows that Employers engaging in low wages have the mental capacity of a slave master. Slave Master Employers believe one employee should complete all the tasks of four full-time employees while being underpaid. You don’t have to be a Rocket Scientist to know that the Waiter that night was over his head and it was impossible for him to meet the needs/demands of our table. He also had another table with a group of approximately 10 diners. It was obvious to everyone that the restaurant was severely understaffed. Just another reason why I’m advocating for a $20 Federal minimum wage law.
You won’t hear this on our corporate news channels but Trump’s $5B abortion fund scam stands in a long line of scams perpetrated by Trump on unsuspecting people. Say what you want about Trump, but when it comes to bamboozling, duping, and hoodwinking millions of people at a time, Trump is on my top 100 con men list. That’s an honor Trump should be proud of! I ain’t mad at Trump because Hell hath no fury like a gun-toting, Hillbilly Heroin/porn addicted, Confederate flag waving/MAGA hat wearing white supremacist scorned.