You’re Nobody Until Trump Tweets About You

If Trump takes the time to express his love for you via Twitter, then you betta be thankful that Trump has an abnormal sexually fixation towards his own daughter. I ain’t mad at Trump!

OK, you know by now that Rep. Joaquin Castro will be the next POTUS. Trust me, he has all the attributes of a great leader, boundless charisma, and he’s very attractive. He’s a smooth operator. Like I’d mentioned before, I just wanna know how Rep. Joaquin Castro feels about nurturing the seeds of passing a $20 Federal minimum wage law? For me passing a $20 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time has come.

The last time I’d look, a witch was wearing a jacket that read, “I really don’t care, do you.” Her behavior was straight outta the witches manual. C’mon, if anyone knows about witches, it’s Donald Trump. He’s married to one.