Hey Candice Owens, Tom Shand Called…

He wants you to come over to his house to hang out with him.

Hey Deneen Borelli, U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith called and wants you to become a strange fruit at her next public outing, she’d be in the front row cheering you on.

I can go on, but black folks making a living by harshly criticizing other black folks and/or supporting Trump are a dime a dozen. I ain’t mad at cha! 😉

Listen, it’s no secret that millions of American workers are underpaid, overworked, and bullied beyond belief. That’s why a $20 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time had come. Because we’re worth it! 🙂

Relax Democrats, Trump woke up this morning and Impeachment was sleeping right next to him again.

Hey Pro-Life Moment, FOXNEWS won’t tell you this, but when a Republican’s mistress gets pregnant, she’ll have access to an abortion. As an added bonus, she’ll receive thousands of dollars more in hush money.

White Supremacist’s Nursery Rhyme:

There was a crooked man who paid porn actresses for sex
He lusted after his crooked daughter and forgave her email mess
He married a crooked cat, with the morals of a Jezebel.
And they all lived together in a place called Hell.