Oh shit, Trump is scared of all the other, ‘Stormy Daniels.’

Firing Mueller will be the worst mistake Trump will do. So don’t try talking Trump out of firing Mueller. Especially if you’re invested in Trump’s public meltdown. One the day Trump fires Mueller, a video of Trump will be televised showing him crawling into a corner like a baby, sitting down, start sucking on his thumb and rocking furiously. He’ll be crying one minute, then laughing the next. It will be reported and later confirmed by another video that Sean Hannity passed out upon witnessing Trump’s public meltdown. There will be dancing in the streets because the GOPers will all be boarding planes to get the fuck out of this country.  Any member of Trump’s administration that didn’t resign will be deported to Guantanamo Bay detention camp to serve life sentences. That means you, Mike Pence and Betsy DeVos. One the day Trump fires Mueller, the hourglass will be turned over and the madness will completely take over Trump’s mind in minutes. The thought that a woman defeated Trump will be known as the root cause of Trump’s demise. We will not need any more proof that Stormy Daniels outplayed, outsmarted, and outmaneuvered Trump. Girl Power!

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