Trump’s Presidency didn’t last long, but it lasted long enough.

Paul Ryan and Bitch McConnell arrested for Treason. They’ll need all the money they stole to defend them from being convicted and serving a long prison stay.

Mike Pence was dragged out of the closet. Need I say more?

Jeff Sessions on the run from the FBI. Seems Jeff got caught with his hands in the Roy Moore’s cookie jar.

Sean Hannity and Carlson Tucker married. Kim Davis gave them her blessing and their marriage license for a large fee.

Toni Lahren gave birth to a mixed-race baby. Proving that once you go, Black, you never go back.

These are just a few of tomorrow’s Headlines to look forward to. Remember, don’t forget, you heard it first here. 😉