You know, old rich shitholes / You know so they ain’t really never had no legit money / They got a whole lotta new money though, hah / (If the NRA don’t trust you, ‘Stand Your Ground’ will shoot ya.)
Listen, all of us must play a role, so forgive me if I give Paul Ryan and Bitch McConnell some credit for becoming Trump’s bad and boujee bitches. C’mon, Ryan, and McConnell are the epitome of fuck ugly and stuck up. Speaking of bad and boujee, Stormy Daniels is just the opposite. She’s a good-looking woman, laughing all the way to the bank with her hush money. I heart Stormy.
What you won’t hear on FOXNEWS is that Melania is one miserable woman with revenge on her mind. You and I know that Trump used Melania’s vajayjay as a dumping ground for all his infidelities. Word on the street is that after Trump had unprotected sex with Sarah Huckabee, he went upstairs and shared Huckabee’s germs with Melania. Melania body is a walking petri dish of STDs. Oh, and by the way, do you know why Pat Robertson is so infatuated with Melania? Like Trump, he loves porn actresses.
Follow the sex and the money.