His cocaine-fueled trips. Our Dickhead-In-Chief and his cabal of Dickheads to include but not limited to, NFL owners, Evangelicals, Homophobic Business owners, the Republican Party, Conservative media, and white supremacists have a lot in common. The wealthiest Dickheads are addicted to cocaine while the not so rich Dickheads are addicted to Hillbilly Heroin. The wealthiest Dickheads can afford Russian prostitutes to pee on their faces, while the not so rich Dickheads can only afford to watch internet porn.

Listen up Americans, stop being so selfish, only thinking about your own needs. It’s time for all of us to become patriotic and support the Republican’s tax cuts for the wealthiest among us. Why? Because cocaine and Russian prostitutes are expen$ive. We all know that sexually repressed white con men like our Dickhead-In-Chief and the Republican Party are GOBs. You know, ‘Good Ole Boys.’ The rest of us must sacrifice our own well being so the wealthiest among us can continue to enjoy the pleasure of snorting cocaine and hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on their faces.  Oh, and by the way, FOXNEWS approved this message. 😉

For eight years those Dickheads in Congress loved investigations, however, I have some good news, because today, those same Dickheads in Congress don’t love investigations. Oh, my bad, that’s because our Dickhead-In-Chief is being investigated and you can’t blame those Dickheads in Congress for protecting their own.

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