In prison? Exiled to N. Korea? Living in Russia? On the run from the law? Sitting in a courtroom as a defendant accused of being a traitor to America? Altering his facial appearance to disguise himself? Hiding under Ivanka’s bed because Jared came home early? Grabbing Kellyanne’s p***y? Berating Melania? Being a national embarrassment? Bending over so Paul Ryan and Bitch McConnell can lick his ass? Fleecing the U.S. Treasury? Bullying, teasing, or taunting someone via Twitter? Displaying his white power hand signal? Dog whistling to White Supremacists? Grabbing Sarah Huckabee’s p***y? Enquiring minds don’t want to know….