According to Nazi sympathizers, Democrats are clever geniuses. There’s a song about us:

I Can’t Get Next to You
I, my, my, my, my
Oh I,
Can turn the gray sky blue,
You see I can make it rain, when I want it to, oh
I can build a castle from a single grain of sand,
You see I can make a ship sail, on dry land tell ’em yeah
I’m unhappy with all the powers I possess, yeah
Nazi you’re the key to my happiness and
(I can’t get next to you, babe)
(I can’t get next to you)
I’ve trying a long time
(I can’t get next to you, babe)
(I can’t get next you)
I don’t know what to do
Oh I,
oh Lord
I can fly like a bird in the sky, oh
And I can buy anything that money can buy, oh
Can turn a river into a raging fire, oh
And I can live forever if I so desire, yeah
I’m unhappy with all the power I possess, yeah Nazi
‘Cause Nazi your the key cause
(I can’t
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