Trump is legally bound through indenture to Putin. It’s those deviant sexual videos in Putin’s possession, that made Trump an indenture servant. But, and here’s the best, Trump’s supporters are mesmerized by Trump. Remember this, Trump is legally bound through indenture to Putin, an indenture servant has millions of Americans literally wetting their pants, mesmerized and in love with him. I ain’t mad at them, because when they figure out that Trump is only an indenture servant to Putin, hell hath no fury like a Trump supporter scorned.
Enquiring minds want to know if Trump’s indenture contract with Putin is written in English or Slavic? Either way, we know Trump has a copy, now where do you think he hides it? I’d bet Sean Hannity would piss in his pants, if a copy of Trump’s indenture contract with Putin was exposed. Paul Ryan and Bitch McConnell would probably book a one way flight to Antarctica and never be seen again. Too embarrassed that they hitched their horse on an indenture servant.
Listen, I can’t make this shit up!