Release the taxes. They know, they know, they know. Trump’s taxes are his Achilles’ Heel.

Jeff Sessions took an ax to work and proceeded to hack away at our birthrights. Turns out his ax had a rubber knife. Opps, can’t put that Genie back into the bottle.

Jeff Sessions is Putin’s bitch. The rubes don’t get it, but the rest of us do.

I’d like to see Kellyanne Conway in the exact same opened legs position, while kneeling on a sofa in a room full of Evangelical Christians. Oh, did I mention, these Evangelical Christians were in a photo opp with Trump.

Hold up, the standard for being a President is being able to read a speech? Or what I prefer to as, Trump’s umpteenth performance of, “How To Get Away With Lying.” 

I ain’t mad at President Bannon, his Pied Piper Donald Trump and elected Republicans. Being Putin’s bitches, is a full time job with no benefits.

Jeff Sessions should be nominated for this week’s “Milo Yiannopoulos Bubonic Plague” award. You know, where one minute you’re a rising racist within the GOP, the next minute you’re toast.

Where’s Milo? I don’t know, but Jeff Sessions just joined him.

Enquiring minds want to know, which century are Republicans living in? C’mon, it’s no secret that Republicans are obsessed with living in the past. However, it had recently come to my attention that Republicans are obsessed with living in ancient history. Seriously, are Republicans trying to get back to the Garden of Eden? Do a do-over and banish the serpent. All to share Eve the humiliation of being the first sinner? Suffice it to say, does that mean Republicans support feminism? That’s good news, because it also means, all those male privileged Republicans will give up their misogynistic beliefs. More good news, “Women Lives Matter” is the new slogan for Republicans. 😉

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