FOXNEWS Is Synonymous With Sexual Predator

I can’t fathom how it would feel, waking up as a FOXNEWS viewer, and realizing I’d given my trust to a Sexual Predator. Seriously, while pointing his finger at then President Bill Clinton, in the 1990’s, the Big Kahuna was living a double life. He was Television Executive by day, Sexual Predator by night. Get this, one of the Big Kahuna’s sex slave, reported that she’d lured young blonde female employees, into one-on-one situations with the Big Kahuna, that she knew could result in sexual harassment. Oh, but the shit gets better, because other executives and or cable news hosts and pundits, knew about the Big Kahuna’s insatiable appetite for coercing young blonde female employees into sex slaves, and they helped cover it up. The best part, all these holier than thou folks, all stood on a pulpit at FOXNEWS, and found a scapegoat, for their own sins, they’d wished to conceal.

Damn, I can’t make this shit up! 😀

Listen, does it get any better than when the pieces of the puzzle all fit, and a picture is revealed? In this case, the picture that Republicans knew about the Big Kahuna’s stable of sex slaves, and they helped cover it up. How? By arrogantly appearing on cable news shows, just to regurgitate the Big Kahuna’s talking points. Now we know that selling the Big Kahuna’s talking points was a full time job by day, but at night, sex in the city. Can you believe that Christians support Republicans? Enquiring minds want to know, “Do Christians support Republicans, because they too are living a double life?”  This double life theory may be the glue that keeps Republicans and Christians together.

OK, know this, our corporate media apparatus, or better yet, our cable news shows, all live off Republican talking points. Seriously, that’s why you won’t hear a peep from those shows about the biggest sex scandal of the 21st Century. Cable news shows took a vow of silence and for good reasons. I ain’t mad at our corporate media apparatus, I mean, it’s less competition for me. I’d found Black Gold and Texas Tea, aka”The FOX And The Blond(e).” Don’t miss the next sizzling episode.