Trump’s comedy routine had my side hurting from laughter. Where can you find a more hilarious politician. Oh, my bad, Ted Cruz ranks high on the laughter scale. Anyhoot, Trump coupled with Sarah Palin are the cremé da la cremé in regards to comedy duos. Between those two, the laughs keep coming. Seriously, Trump and Palin are the Abbott and Costello of the 21st Century. However, in this new version, Costello is a woman. Listen, who would of thunk it, that a funny thing happened on the way to shrinking the Republican Party to fit inside a bathtub.

Not to be outdone, Ted Cruz is a one man stand up comedian extraordinaire. C’mon, he gives the comedy duo, Trump and Palin, a run for their money. I’ll tell you what, with his Count Dracula lookalike grandpa Munster face, and his penchant for saying the most draconian statements in public, Ted Cruz is a one man wreaking crew in regards to shrinking the Republican Party to fit inside a bathtub.

Then, as if that wasn’t enough, the states led by Republicans are no picnics in the park. From poisoning to callously disregarding the rights and feelings of their constituents, i.e. voter suppression, tax cuts for the wealthy, rejecting Obamacare, etc…, these states are all the proof we need that Republicans don’t know how to govern. However, they are also responsible for shrinking the Republican Party to fit inside a bathtub.

Truth be told, Girls Rule The World.

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