Your strategies, i.e. Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression met with disaster, missed the boat, fizzled, and felled flat. C’mon, what was suppose to be Jeb Bush’s cake walk into the White House in 2016, turned into a nightmare on Wall Street. All the King’s money and all the King’s men, couldn’t put the Republican Party back together again. Holy smokes, the Republican Party consist of, but is not limited to, #47 Republican Traitors in the Senate, the lunatics, i.e. Freedom Caucus are running the asylum in the House, Birtherism is 50 shades of racism, and Donald Trump’s Betrayal is the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s be honest, you’d be angry too, if everyday your political party was seen as a laughing stock around the world. If the level of Republican insanity reached infinity, because Donald Trump and Ben Carson were leading in the polls. If your Benghazi Investigation was publicly exposed as a sham. If the rats were abandoning the sinking ship. How did it come to this, you asked? Because Republican voters are living in denial, thanks to FOX, conservative radio/blogs, and a few egotistical, cunning, devious, and ruthless Billionaires.  How’d you like them apples?

Of course, in order to fulfill their high opinions of themselves, some Republicans found a scapegoat or two, i.e. Hillary’s emails, and Planned Parenthood. Then to scare the bejesus out of the gun fanatics, some Republicans still relay on their old scheme, i.e. President Obama wants to confiscate your guns. Even sleazier than that, some Republicans are partying like it’s 1999, resuscitating their fantasy that President Bill Clinton was a sexual predator. Even sleazier than that, some Republicans still exploit the religious fanatics by keeping them forever feeling insecure, while holding out the carrot stick of security. Republicans own the patent on cunning, devious, and ruthless behavior, so it goes without sayin, I ain’t mad at them, they do keep me busy blogging everyday. I can’t make this sh*t up! 😀

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