And they did it publicly. Holy smokes, I ain’t mad at Donald Trump, no, just the opposite, because Trump scared the bejesus out of the Good Ole Boys and their ventriloquist dummies. Here’s the best part, the Good Ole Boys got their minds on their money and their money on revenge. Trump betrayed and shattered their egos, but in order to fulfill their high opinions of themselves, the Good Ole Boys found a scapegoat, birthers. That’s what they do best, they find scapegoats for the larger sins that they don’t wish to admit to. For example, they willingly abandoned the birthers as early as 2009, which paved the way for Donald Trump to seized upon the birther movement in 2011, and be crowned Birther King. To the delight of the Good Ole Boys, most of whom are male, cheered Trump on in 2011, but four years later, they annihilated their business relationships with the Donald. Some friend indeed, Donald Trump became their enemy, a traitor in their midst. You won’t hear this on FOX, but the Good Ole Boys put their war cart in front of their White House Horse back in 2011, when they gave Trump more attention than he deserved. However, in 2015, Trump’s insatiable appetite for attention can only be fulfilled by our corporate media apparatus. A match made in Literary Heaven.

At first, Donald Trump was harmless to the Good Ole Boys, they felt very comfortable around him. From where I was sitting, Trump had a cozy relationship with the Good Ole Boys, I mean, c’mon, Trump was selling his name, and the Good Ole Boys had no qualms paying for it. It was a win, win situation. However, like all good things, their relationship went sour. Donald Trump betrayed the Good Ole Boys and the rest is Aesop fables for the 21st Century. There are so many lessons to be learned. Like, the moral of this story, “When you play with a Narcissist, you’re bound to get burned.” As an astute observer, I know that someone has to tell these stories, so why not me. It’s a win, win situation.

Imma keep it real, the Good Ole Boys mastered the art of showing a callous disregard for the rights and feeling of others, yet they bemoan that Donald Trump showed a callous disregard for their rights and feelings. Knowing that and feeling that, is called relaxation. Listen, Trump is doing Democracy a huge favor and we shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. All the Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression can’t put the Republican Party back together again. The Good Ole Boys willingly abandoned the birthers for greener pastures. As a matter of fact, the Good Ole Boys willingly gave the birthers away to Trump back in 2011, but who would have thunk it, that in 2015, the Good Ole Boys came to the the brutal realization that they need the birthers more than they need Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression. Again, when faced with their own failures, the Good Ole Boys found another scapegoat, Hillary Clinton. She is the, “source” of their pain, but in reality, I see a love story. the Good Ole Boys are obsessed with Hillary Clinton, to the degree that they can’t stop talking about her. How can you tell they’re in love with Hillary Clinton? When the Good Ole Boys lips are moving. OK, I get it and I don’t blame the Good Ole Boys, because Hillary Clinton is awesome! 😀

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