Weep Not Birthers

Birthers are partying like it’s 1899. Holy smokes, Donald Trump is the Birther King and face of the Republican Party, that’s why birthers are as excited as a kid on Christmas morning. I for one, am thrilled to see birthers so happy, because they too are betraying the Good Ole Boys. By placing Trump on top of all the polling lists of potential GOP candidates and giving a middle finger to Bush, Walker, Rubio, Christie, Cruz, Huckabee, and all the others, has its benefits. Once upon a time, the Good Ole Boys betrayed millions of Americans by Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression. Also, they’d implemented these betrayals to tilt the scales in their favor for a Republican President in 2016. But in order to sway the birthers to condone their betrayals, the Good Ole Boys gave them more attention than they deserved. Well, what happened next, was mind blogging. Birthers grew accustomed to all the attention they were receiving from the Good Ole Boys and lust for more. The birther’s need for admiration grew insatiable and that’s why Trump easily swooped in and seized the birther movement while the Good Ole Boys cheered him on. The Good Ole Boys were actually relived that Trump became the Birther King, because they’d also implemented the birther abandonment phase for greener pastures. Jeb Bush would usher in the Hispanic vote and the Republican’s march into the White House in 2017, was fool-proof. Except those darn birthers hijacked the GOP primaries and their choice for President is their King, Donald Trump. Long live the King! :-S

You won’t hear this on FOX, but when faced with their own failures, political pundits found a scapegoat, Hillary’s emails. You remembered those political pundits, so self-centered, smug, and arrogant, all predicting Trump’s early demise. Not only has Trump remained on top of every polling lists, but he had sucker punched the egos of those same political pundits. Can you imagine how they must feel, waking up every morning still wrestling with their badly bruised egos. They missed the boat and boy oh boy, do they feel foolish. I’m telling you, Donald Trump’s Betrayal is the gift that keeps on giving.

The hyperbole over Hillary’s emails is just a sign of the times. A boring “scandal” come to life in order to divert attention from the Good Ole Boys reaping what they’d sown, betrayal. Republicans can say whatever they want about Hillary Clinton, call her all the names in the book, but Donald Trump is a Good Ole Boy and he betrayed the other Good Ole Boys, all on his own volition. So, know this, every time you hear or read the hyperbole over Hillary’s email, it’s just a sign that everything is going to be alright, because what we want, (Equality) is already here. Girls rule the world.

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