The Great Pretenders

Bravo and standing ovation from me, to the performers of the first GOP debate. Seriously, after five minutes, I was elated. Luckily for me, I was twenty-two minutes late to this party, but right on time, because the topic was on immigration. Jeb Bush’s heavily rehearsed response felled on deaf ears, was it me, or did you also feel disconnected to Jeb Bush? I mean, Bush is so stale, outdated, so 20th Century and then some. As far as stage performances goes, Kermit and Miss Piggy have nothing to worry about. Then Trump spoke and blamed the, “Stupid” leaders for the Republican’s perceived immigration crisis, but what happened next, blew me away! The innovated ad agency TDA Boulder created what I would call, “Something that no one else created” for the advocacy group “Hispanic Democrats for Trump.” Their campaign ad gave the birthers some much needed love and support. It was inspirational and heartfelt to the degree, that I’d temporary forgotten what channel I was watching. Seriously, I’d felt optimistic while watching the FOX channel. Holy smokes, I’d never expected that kind of message from FOX, I was taken aback. FOX just proved to me that they also have a progressive side, one that I could appreciate, one that urged birthers to nominate Trump, and paved the way for more of Donald Trump’s Betrayal. At this rate, I’ll be in business for a long time.

Once again, I’ve been vindicated, or should I say, “I’d felt vindicated this morning, because of the many lucrative opportunities for Literary Entrepreneurs like me, all due to Donald Trump’s Betrayal. The “Hispanic Democrats for Trump” took a leap of faith by being kind to birthers even though birthers detest everyone. They reminded birthers of the value of a Trump nomination. As far as I’m concerned,Trump’s dominance in the polls makes betrayal look easy. If you’re like me, you too are enjoying this game of charade perpetrated by our corporate media apparatus. It just keeps reminding me how the Good Old Boys were betrayed by Donald Trump. For those of you just tuning in, allow me to tell you a story about betrayal. Once upon a time, shortly after the 2008 Presidential election, the Good Old Boys began to callously disregarded the rights and feeling of millions of Americans, in other words, they betrayed us. By Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression and know this, at this time betrayal was held in high esteem by our corporate media apparatus. However, by 2011, Donald Trump hijacked the birther movement, while the Good Old Boys cheered him on. The best part, unbeknownst to the Good Old Boys, Donald Trump had betrayed them. Today, 2015, Karma is a bitch, because Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression can’t put the Republican party back together again.

The winners of the first GOP debate are the, “Hispanic Democrats for Trump” and the losers are Gerrymandering, Citizens United, and Voter Suppression. Oops, did I let the cat out of the bag?


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