Hillary Was Acquitted

After being accused of stalling and procrastinating on this manufactured email scandal, the Prosecutors, the Corporate Media apparatus, made their closing arguments on why Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton was guilty of being a women. The Defense, that would be little old me, I’d made the closing arguments for Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton. First let me say this with kindness about Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton. That lady is stack, that’s a fact, and she ain’t holding nothing back. Knowing that, the truth about what really went down during this manufactured scandal was a bad case of jealousy. Listen, Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton was unfazed by all those Machiavellian pundits demanding she answers questions publicly about this sensational, sizzling, juicy, email scandal. In other words, putting women in their second class place, a fantasy held by millions of Machiavellian pundits, was in full force. Just saying! Shhhhh, don’t tell them, because it’s fun to watch, but their lack of of manhood behavior is hysterically funny. It would be naive not to think, that as the Machiavellian pundit’s demands felled on deaf ears, their criticism grew. More importantly, it was only after Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton took US Senator, Dianne Feinstein’s advice to answer questions publicly, that jealousy took place in the minds of those Machiavellian pundits. Unbeknownst to the corporate media apparatus, but was revealed in plain sight, was that US Senator Dianne Feinstein, and I say this with kindness, that lady is stack, that’s a fact, and she ain’t holding nothing back. In closing, I want to remind you that the Prosecutors in this case wants you, the jury, to find Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton guilty of being a women. Why, because Machiavellian pundits are desperately seeking approval for their jealous behavior. The Prosecutors has a case of Jealousy and nothing more. Their jealous is legit, you must acquit.
The Jury deliberating for five minutes and came back with an Acquittal.

Oh, and by the way, you and I are worthy of Income Equality.

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