It’s Getting Happier up in Here, Because of Democracy

I’m so happy and I want to thank you, supporters of Democracy. It was a perfect moment when I began my journey of growth beyond ego and today, I’ve come to embrace that Democracy is the great equalizer and ambassador of kindness. So, I say this with kindness, I love you Romney Billionaires, to the degree that I believe you should keep all your ill-gotten money, put it in your Cayman Island bank accounts to avoid paying taxes, and live happily ever after. Be true to yourself, after all, I am my own expert and I allow everyone else the same privilege. Keep it simple. 😀

Allow me to speak freely about our fearless Commander-In-Chief. I’m so grateful for this opportunity to witness the greatest version of our Presidency that I’m worthy of. What more can I say? I’m worthy of another great Presidency, I could get use to this. 😀

Would you believe me if I told you that “Security is an illusion.” Let me explain, politicians, most of whom are male, show a callous disregard for our national security while holding out the carrot stick of, “Security” if we elect them. Look, I get it, politicians love exploiting Americans for personal gratification, like laughing all the way to their Cayman Island bank accounts.

Oh, and by the way, if you support voter suppression, you gotta deal with defeat too, because equality is part of our Democracy.