Everybody and their mommas know that Bitch McConnell has no qualms changing the rules of the Senate to get Trump’s agenda passed. Holy shit, Nancy Pelosi saw right through Trump’s paper tiger persona. She knew Trump was lying when he said he didn’t have the votes in the Senate to pass a budget which included funding for his fake wall. Truth be told, Trump was peeing on Nancy Pelosi’s leg and telling her it was raining. But the best part, simultaneously Nancy Pelosi was pissing on Trump’s ego when she publically told him, “You’re a non-mutha f*k factor bitch.”
Nancy Pelosi put the smackdown on the paper tiger and the world will never be the same. She’s beating Trump at his own game! She eloquently and confidently told Trump, “Don’t Characterize The Strenght That I Bring!”
OK, are you ready for more good news? Here it is! A $20 Federal minimum wage law is an idea whose time has come. Because we’re worth it!
Laugh for the day: For two years, Trump had the House and the Senate, but in order to conceal his collusion with Russia, Trump thought he could easily dupe Nancy Pelosi by plotting to publically bully her. Well, I’m here to tell ya, Trump was publically smacked down by a sweet little old lady in a red coat! C’mon, if Nancy Pelosi’s smackdown on Trump ain’t no Aesop Fable, then it’s biblical. Either way, I’m loving it!
Tomorrow’s CNN headline: The Birther King got smackdown by Nancy Pelosi. C’mon, is it wrong that I’m smiling?